Drunktimes Article

Issue: Pop Star Lunches and Hangovers From Hell

Lunch With the Stars

When you eat lunch alone most of the time you are just happy for those few times when you do eat with someone else. OK, so it is “nice” when you have the company of someone you know as you can bullshit about your day and gossip and blah, blah, blah.

To be honest I don't take a long lunch so having it with someone I know would only slow me down and I could talk to them anytime. I want to have lunch with celebrities, models, hell I want to have lunch with super cool rock stars! That is why I was so happy to have lunch with Good Charlotte today. That's right, Good FUCKING Charlotte.

As soon as I walked into McDonald's I knew it was them and I was as giddy as a 14 year old deaf girl. They had their fines board shorts on with a chain attached to their wallet from said shorts, then they had their hair all weird a punk rock like, leather wrist bands and band T-shirts of such luminaries as SOAD and blink 182 to show how cool they were. Sure you say that this could be any group of kids and I thought so too, but then I saw the defining piece of evidence. They had makeup on!

That's right folks, Good Charlotte isn't just about the image they show on the Music Television, they wear their makeup when they are away from the camera too! It's actually quite refreshing that in a world of celebrities who hide behind their big sun glasses to conceal who they are, we have such luminaries who aren't afraid to put themselves out in the open no matter who notices them. Plus they seem to absolutely love Quarter Pounders with Cheese and french fries. Heck they even said goodbye to me as they left, I guess they noticed that I was staring at them as they ate their lunch the whole time.

From now on Good Charlotte is A OK in my book and they should be in your too, people that cool should never be made fun of. So go out and buy the...Ohhhhh shit, I just looked up their bio and they aren't 14 years old. Oops, scratch what I said above. It was just a bunch of kids dressed like Good Charlotte. Who the fuck would want to look like those assholes?