Today I would like to congradulate you JJ Redick with a special "Beerbuddies Drunk of the Month" award. Yes you, the player deemed least threatening and quite possibly "Best Guy to Bring Home to Mom Before Going Out With Your Biker Boyfriend" really earned it. Our boy JJ really knows how to take the heat off of your fellow Duke classmates. In a move that should really get the notice of the Portland Trailblazers; home of wife beaters, alcoholics and pit bull fighters, you go out and get a DUI. But to make you "Jailblazer ready" you do so by pulling a Uturn before a checkpoint. I hope you like black instead of the powder blues. Thank you JJ for showing the world that cry babies can be stupid too. See you in the NBDL!