Mad Dog Movie Reviews

Star Wars: Episode III- Return of the Shit

(1 Mad Dogs)

Directed by: George Lucas (Please we need to get this guy some money so he can stop working)

Starring: Samuel L. Jackson (Remember him in Pulp Fiction? I am starting to think that never happened) as Mace Windu (mother fucker), Hayden Christainsen (I think he was the bad guy from Superman 4 but I will have to double check that) as Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader and Triumph the Insult Dog as General Grievous. There were more people in this but I don't want to ruin their career.

Wow,I mean I hated the previous two movies in this series but this one totally redeemed George Lucas as a writer, director and savior of human kind. Of course I could only say that if I was drunk and I am not so I will stop lying.
Truth be told, this was THE funniest movie I have seen in the theater since "Dumb and Dumber"! It also had better acting than "Jay and Silent Bob Strikeback". For those two reasons you should go out and see this movie.

Oh wait my bad, it wasn't a comedy. My fault. I highly recommend this movie for the big reveal of Darth Vader, it may get the biggest belly laugh of any movie ever. This movie blew to the highest power and I will now be suing George Lucas for my nine dollars back. See it you must if you have left your parent's house never!