Mad Dog Movie Reviews

Shredder (2003)

(1 Mad Dogs)

Directed By: Greg Huson (Decaf)
Starring: Scott Weinger (Police Academy 5), Lindsey McKeon (Saved By The Bell: The New Class), and Juleah Weikel(Girl Fever)

Some teens go into the wilds of the Colorado Mountains to an abandoned Ski Resort to shred the mountain and get some tail! Little do they know that the reason it is closed is because of murder and they are not welcomed.

Story: Predictable slash by the numbers movie with a twist that is so predictable that you wish for the glory day’s of Scooby Doo!

Characters: Drunken, pot head, horny teens. Because this is how we all acted when we were teenagers?

Humor: Can anyone add humor to these things? I have seen so many slasher flicks that make me pee my pants and yet the people who make this stupid ass movie have nothing! You know it’s shit that is going direct to video so why can’t you at least have fun with it?

Nudity: Some boobs a little ass and unfortunately some MAN ASS! This nudity is subtracted from the fact that there is a hot tub AND a shower scene in which you get NO (!!!!!) nudity from the hot blonde.

Violence/Gore: At least they got something right. Excellent death scenes, especially the opener but they lack enough blood to make this truly acceptable for the genre.

Final Verdict: Just a bad movie with very little redeeming qualities, especially for a straight to video film. Best saved for a TV viewing with friends and a few cases of beer. DO NOT RENT THIS!