Mad Dog Movie Reviews

D.E.B.S. (2004)

(1 Mad Dogs)

An extremely generous 1.

A secret government agnecy that gets it's recruits through what people answer to certain questions on the SAT. They just got their golden child in Amy Bradshaw (Sara Foster) who had a perfect score. She just had a run in with the world's greatest criminal, Lucy Diamond (Jordana Brewster, will she be able to help bring down Ms. Diamond or will there be a wrench in the plan?

This is marketed as a spoof, but it is just an extremely dumb movie that may have had 4 cents as a budget. The sad part is, I really wanted to like it. It had hot girl's in school girl uniforms AND a lesbian love story but the lack of nudity, decent script, jokes that weren't telegraphed to everyone a week before they happend and oh yeah NO FUCKING NUDITY(!?!?!?!) really hurt this film. This movie may be the first movie I have ever seen with this kind of "talent" that failed to get me even remotely excited.

Just a dumb movie that was slightly less interesting than an episode of Sweet Valley High. When you see this coming on Starz, just turn the channel, there is nothing to see here.