Mad Dog Movie Reviews

Date Movie (2006)

(1 Mad Dogs)

Never will a 1 Mad Dog rating ever be so generous as it is here. This movie lacks anything and everything in bringing you less enjoyment then that last time you were gang raped in your ass by a group of scissors. This is the worst movie you will ever see in your life unless you are smart and realize that I know what I am talking about and you skip this garbage.

I seriously question America as a country as to how this movie made nearly 50 million dollars in the theater for this unfunny and absolutely stupid movie? There was nothing clever about this parody flick much like there is nothing to clever about the Scary Movie series or the directors first film Spy Hard. These films just go for the over the top approach and hope that some brainless morons will actually pay to see it, The Wedding Planner spoof has a woman with a exaggeratedly over sized ass to poke fun at JLo, hilarious! Instead of a woman faking an orgasm...it's a man, please stop I may piss myself! then of course the ethnicity just oozes in this and the Jewish mom meets the Indian mom speaking in all Jewish saying, please stop my heart MY FUCKING HEART! That is just the tip of the awful iceberg here.

So to you, to all of you who will now thank me a million times over, please do not see this movie. if you see it on store shelves, destroy it. If you know someone who went to the theater to see it or bought the DVD kill them (yes I am suggesting murder here)! This is an abortion of a movie and these directors must be stopped so please skip any of these so called comedies in the future, Hollywood must learn a lesson!