Mad Dog Movie Reviews

Transformers (2007)

(4 Mad Dogs)

  Let's start this off the way most people do, I hate Michael        Bay. Not as a person though, because I have never met him, but as a director because most of the movies he does are crap. Actually they aren't all crap since he did direct "Playboy Video Centerfold: Kerri Kendall" and though I haven't seen it I am going to go out on a limb and call it awesome.

However bad he is, he does know how to do some things right and those things would be car chases and making things go boom real good. I don't know about you but I am pretty sure that is all anyone is looking for in Transformers anyway, car chases and things going boom real good!


The movie is about a boy who has a link to all life in space this thing is something that the Autbots and Decepticons have been fighting for over the years and now they are bringing the fight to Earth!Who will win the battle? Will the kid get the mega hot chick? How does the government fit in all of this and why are the decepticons after their top secret information? Will I stop talking about plot points as questions?


The movie was exciting and between the Transformers and Megan Fox there was plenty of eye candy on the screen during the entire 2.5 hours that you are in the theater. Sure it's a bit long, Optimus has a mouth, bumblebee can change cars except when he is needed most, Megatron isn't a gun, there is no soundwave and the character development sucks but it was still an enjoyable pop corn flick and I eagerly await Transformers 2!