DrunkTimes Rants

I am taking August 15th...
February 19, 2007

In the Britney Speares death pool.

I figure by then, K-Fed will have custody, she will somehow get a new song out that will bomb and even Hef will turn her down to do Playboy. With her life over she will die after trying to blow 4 guys at one time in a final attempt to stay relevant and get her name in the paper. The mas of penis will get stuck in her mouth as she hyperventalates and dies.


It will be a sad day for everyone out there who was excited to but her first porn video but 6 months later there will be much rejoicing when the Paris/Brittany tape is widely available as is the Brittany/Timberlake tape. I will own both of them.


So what day do you have?