DrunkTimes Rants

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April 12, 2007

If I have said it once I have said it a thousand times, women please shave your mustaches before going into the food service industry. I don't think I am asking much and I apologize if your boyfriend or girlfriend enjoy your manly good looks when you do have a nice facial hair growth but I tend to lose my appetite when I see one.

Today's culprit was the dark haired Spanish girl working at Chipotle. I love Chipotle and I appreciate the fact that they give you an authentic appearance by hiring Spanish people to prepare the food for you. My problem is that maybe they could have told this girl before she started that most people who eat would rather not have the thought shoot across their head that maybe one of your little facial hairs fell into their burrito? Maybe you should have bought her a daisy raiser/razer/ razor/raisier(?) and clean it up a bit for her shift?


I am not trying to sound cruel here but let's leave the awesome facial hair to Sanjaya and not my food server and we can all enjoy our day.

Oh and I did not get anything at Chipotle, which is a shame because I love it there.