DrunkTimes Rants

That's how someone get's hurt!
April 20, 2007

Famous last words last night directed to me by a rather large man after volleyball. I doubt I could have taken him but I wouldn't have gone down without a fight but thankfully it didn't get to that point. Now you are probably asking yourself, what did he do now, well I didn't do anything I didn't want to.


After our game last night, we were hanging out by a bench in the gym, just bs'ing and getting ready to go to the bar. Then,out of nowhere, a volleyball comes flying at us and it slams into a wall. Some douche bag is launching volleyballs in the direction of people and he obviously does not know that I am prone to freak outs.

So i see the ball rolling by me and at first I am going to kick it to him but instead I kick it down the gym, because I AM A TOUGH GUY!!!! So the guy notices this and asks why I did that and I ask him why does he have to rifle volleyballs at people who aren't paying attention. He then calls me a name and tells me to calm down, I call him an asshole who should watch what he is doing. At this point he says in an overly relaxed tone that it was an accident and that I should really relax but all I can come back with is calling him a prick and many other profanities because I hate fucking jerk offs like this, all Staten Island tough guy who is roided out and acts like he is the only person on the god damn planet so fuck him.

Eventually we part ways and I keep talking, my team keeps telling me to calm down and that I am right but it isn't worth and finally at the peak of my anger I just say screw it "let's get a beer".