DrunkTimes Rants

I need to keep my weight up!
May 17, 2007

If I am going to dominate the fat man division, I will need to keep my weight up. Thankfully with the summer here I should have no problem finding BBQ's to go to so I can stuff my face with hot dogs , hamburgers, sausages and all of the beers I can drink until I explode or my heart does...whichever comes first.

I can also just spend entire weekends at BBQ festivals like this one and get my monthly fix of fat all in one sitting! Last year's was a mess of ribs, electric lemonades and so much sausage. There is enough pork to kill off a small village of obese people.

I just hope to have as good a time as I did last year!