DrunkTimes Rants

What's wrong with me? Besides not posting
June 13, 2007

Walking in between offices is my one true joy of the workday. Well my one true joy outside of an undisturbed lunch and quitting time but it's in the top 3 and that is what matters.

It's during this time that I get to check out the scenery, get some fresh air and just relax before I walk into the next round of bombardment. Unfortunately from the late spring until early fall my enjoyment is severely hampered on occasion, hampered by fucking people on the FUCKING street who want to talk to me about some bullshit nonsense I could care less about.

Of course I have talked about this before but today one person got to me and for some strange reason I had no comeback. I just sat there shaking my head as I tried to walk past him and he kept saying that he just wanted a minute of my time. He was from Greenpeace and looked like he was doing his part for the environment by wearing hi clothes until they disintegrate and never bathing himself or the clothes.

It was a sad day but afterwards I thought of some fun things. Which one do you like?

The Exxon Valdez spill was a great day for the world
I prefer my women wearing makeup tested on animals
I make sure my lights are on even when I am not home
Mmmh, baby seals go well with whale on a sandwich
or I could have just punched the dick in the face.

So really, which one do you like?