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SPOLIER ALERT: How Harry Potter Really Ends!
July 19, 2007

It's on millions of people's minds right now. "How will Deathly Hollows end?" and some people have posted what they say are spoilers but how can we know what is real and what is faked in our digital world?

Well if anything you can trust me and I have the real spoiler so beware.


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don't you doubt me, if you don;t want to know how it ends then go no further. There is nothing more to see here.






Without further ado, the spoiler ending of the highly anticipated "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows"


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After Harry defeats Lord Voldemort, he returns to Privet Drive to take part in the massive celebration between wizard and muggle over the defeat of the dark wizard.


All of Harry's friends are there:
- Neville is being hoisted up like a hero by the Dursleys for defeating Bellatrix Lestrange and in the process stopping her from hurting their little Dudleykins

-The Twins are setting off a massive fireworks show

-Hermione and Ron are in a loving embrace

-And Ginny is patiently waiting Harry's return


But before he joins the party he goes off and burns the remains of Lord Voldermort and sees the ghostly images of his parents, Dumbledore, Sirius Black, Snape, Hagrid and Cedric Diggory who all look on with a proud look.


At the very end we see Draco Malfoy who is plotting with the last survivors of Voldermorts army as they pledge to destroy Harry Potter!


The End?


Oh wait, that was the end of Return of the Jedi mixed in with the Harry Potter universe and just a typical bad guy sequel ending. Never mind.