DrunkTimes Rants

Dear, The guy who addressed his friend as "Brosef" Saturday night.
August 21, 2007

You not only embarrassed yourself but everyone at the party by your use of an outdated and played out line from Anchorman. Sure you probably think you are as cool as you were when you thought you were the first person to steal this line in 2004, but I assure you the rest of the world recognizes you to be a tool...much as they did when you thought you first stole it in 2004.

Now please update your material by renting Wedding Crashers or Old School, I am sure no one will think you to be a tool then. Oh or just go around saying "nice" in a tone reminiscent of Borat and that is sure to get the crowd wailing in laughter.


better yet keep your mouth shut and enjoy as every other hack recites lines from Knocked Up and Superbad for the next few years.


Your friend,
Mike
Comedy Expert Extrordinaire