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Ok, I know it's everywhere but still...
September 20, 2007

The earth is fucking round or at least roundish. It's not flat and your kids have nothing to do with you being a moron besides the fact that maybe they should be raised by wolves so that they can get a decent education. The only good thing that came out of this scene was that I finally realized that I am too smart to be a celebrity and that makes me sad.

Other concepts that Sherri Sheppard has problems understanding:
Water is not the piss of Jesus
When a moon is not seen in full that the part you don't see is still there.
Just McCareins has butter fingers
Will Smith is not actually a prince that hails from Bel Aire
and finally, Michael Jackson was indeed born black.