DrunkTimes Rants

Learn from the retard: Buck up for a hotel!
November 19, 2007

My back has taught me a valuable lesson about how one should select a hotel when going on vacation. Of course my back doesn't speak english and did not have a proper conversation with me but I would imagine it would have gone something like this:


Me: Holy shit why does it hurt to walk down a curb?

My Back: Don't you fucking question this shit, you knew what you were getting into when you said that, "it would be funny", when booking a hotel room in Circus Circus.

Me: Well it did lead to a few months of luxurious jokes but still you haven't answered my question.

MB: Well fuck face you got a very cheap hotel at the end of the strip AND because there was no details they put you into an auxiliary room. Did you really expect to have a comortable nights sleep? Did you uactually expect to not get a cheap ass bed? How much did you drink last night because you have drank yourself retarded if you did not realize that this would happen.

Me: Screw you, I am going to drink until I don't feel any more pain.

MB: Typical.


So yeah, when you are booking a hotel make sure it isn't because it  "will be funny" because the joke will be on you.