DrunkTimes Rants

I shouldn't complain but...
October 19, 2008

So I get my gas bill the other day and since I have balanced billing I just figured it would be another 76 dollar bill but I check it just to make sure. Sure enough my bill is now up to 95 dollars!

The reasons for this, " This adjustment was necessary to help you spread your annual costs more evenly and help prevent a large variation at settlement time. Two key factors that can now affect your installment are weather and gas supply charges" Thanks for being a fucking soothsayer cocksuckers.

Ok, so it isn't earth shattering but then you look at these factors and I am just left wondering what the fuck:

A. Oil is coming down faster than a roller coaster at it's peak and gas is following suit (though not as fast)

B. Our usage for the month was 31.51, a huge increase from the 17.50 of last month but enough to raise my bill?

and my favorite part is the balanced billing summary at the end of my bill, Billed to date 399 Gas Usage 397.60. So they raised my price so they can now owe me.

Fuck you national grid, fuck you!