This past Sunday my life nearly ended, it had nothing to do
with the 6 grandma slices of pizza that I had for lunch/dinner (Linner) but it
had everything to do with the little ladies choice of movie. Because of this
movie, oh and that shall remain nameless for now, I have decided that I have
had enough of wasting my time reviewing a movie when the people who make these
movies can't spend more than 15 minutes developing a cohesive story or a decent
script. So, from now on there will be a weekly summary of what I watched
and how good they are, The mad dog's that you initially see will
represent an average of what I have watched and each movie will get there own
mad dog ratings as well.
Ok, so the movie we saw was not the ultimate Valentine’s Day
flick as suggested by various commercials. Instead “He’s Just Not That into You”
is the kind of movie that if suggested to me on a first day would lead to no
further dates. It was soul crushingly
bad and to prove it my chair was kicked throughout the movie and my volatile rage
was kept in check. It wasn’t as if I
didn’t want to ring the kids neck and I had a great line to spout out (can you
quit kicking my fucking chair so I can not enjoy this miserable piece of shit
in peace!) but I was dead on the inside
and I couldn’t muster the strength to get up and do something. All I can say is
that you should avoid this poorly reviewed hit at all costs; even the poor
reviews do not do enough justice to show how bad it truly is.
